We have a strange and wonderful relationship: he's strange and I'm wonderful. - Mike Ditka, on his relationship with Jim McMahon. Everyone is unhappy at times, even my wife. Only she doesn't get interviewed about it. - John McKay, on Buccaneers players who were complaining to the press. Ransom notes. - Alex Karras, on being asked to name the most profitable type of writing. If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I'll know I died in good health. - Bum Phillips, after passing his physical. Three things are bad for you. I can't remember the first two, but doughnuts are the third. - Bill Petersen. I find that prayers work best when you have big players. - Knute Rockne.