Football Shorts

Football Shorts

1,001 of the Game's Funniest One-liners

Book - 1997
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We have a strange and wonderful relationship: he's strange and I'm wonderful. - Mike Ditka, on his relationship with Jim McMahon. Everyone is unhappy at times, even my wife. Only she doesn't get interviewed about it. - John McKay, on Buccaneers players who were complaining to the press. Ransom notes. - Alex Karras, on being asked to name the most profitable type of writing. If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I'll know I died in good health. - Bum Phillips, after passing his physical. Three things are bad for you. I can't remember the first two, but doughnuts are the third. - Bill Petersen. I find that prayers work best when you have big players. - Knute Rockne.
Publisher: Lincolnwood, Ill. : Contemporary Books, c1997
ISBN: 9780809232154
Characteristics: viii, 264 p. ; 19 cm


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