S: "No one says you're evil, Agatha...You're just different."
A: "...Different how?"
S: "Well, for starters, you only wear black."
A: "Because it doesn't get dirty."
S: "You don't ever leave your house."
A: "People don't look at me there."
S: "For the Create-A-Tale Competition, your story ended with Snow White eaten by vultures and Cinderella drowning herself in a tub."
A: "I thought it was a better ending."
S: "You gave me a dead frog for my birthday."
A: "To remind you we all end up rotting underground eaten by maggots so we should enjoy our birthdays while we have them. I found it thoughtful."
S: "Agatha, you dressed as a bride for Halloween."
A: "Weddings are scary." (16)